Dangerous 10 Year Old Disciplined for Brandishing Piece of Pizza Shaped like a Gun

America’s schools fail repeatedly at their assigned job of teaching our children, but boy, they sure are vigilant about protecting us all from imaginary threats and dangers. Nicholas Taylor, a 1o year old student at the David Youree Elementary School in Smyrna Tennessee near Nashville, found himself in big trouble last week when he bit into his More...

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By The Editors On Friday, October 21st, 2011

Texas Police Search for Man who Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo

Police report that a 57 year old Waco Texas woman was assaulted by a man who used a frozen armadillo as a weapon. According to investigators, the incident took place on September 29th in the parking lot of an apartment More...

By The Editors On Thursday, October 13th, 2011

The Condemned Man’s Last Words

If you were to fall afoul of the law and were sentenced to death, would you have something clever and memorable to say when asked for your last words? Here for your consideration is a collection of hardened criminals More...

By The Editors On Friday, September 30th, 2011

Getting Loaded in the Afterlife

A pair of Alabama conservation enforcement officers think they’ve come up with the perfect way for avid hunters to honor their loved ones for eternity. Officers Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell have launched Holy More...

By Andrew Ryan On Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
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Man Nabbed At U.S. Airport With Snakes In His Pants (The Most PC Headline Available)

Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises? That’s what authorities at Miami’s international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight More...

By The Editors On Saturday, August 13th, 2011

Golden Eyes Freshen Up those Windows on the Soul

Want to jazz up your look?  Got an extra $15k earmarked for vanity?   Here ya go. In India, optometrist Dr Chandrashekhar Chawan has created the world first bejeweled contact lenses, decribed as “limited More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Thank You For Making My Day Craigslist

This is an actual posting: Unconventional Offer for Adventurous Home Owner (Vancouver) Date: 2011-06-26, 8:16PM PDT Reply to: hous-wxb6b-2464265874@craigslist.org This offer is not for everyone. Those of you who More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Breaking News, Man Shoots Himself in the Crotch

Echoing the example set by NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress, an Arizona man shot himself in the groin while tucking a pistol into his waistband, thus creating the impetus for this enlightening local news segment More...

By The Editors On Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Advertising Bottoms Out

UK Beach Volleyball stars have found an intriguing new way to raise money and get attention. British players Shauna Mullin, 26, left, and Zara Dampney, 24, have struck a deal with the online bookmaker Betfair to More...

By The Editors On Sunday, August 7th, 2011

Designer Insects

Here’s a fellow who may have too much time on his hands. Dr Mohamed Babu set up these photos after his wife noticed that ants turned white when they sipped spilled milk. The scientist mixed sugar drops with More...