Dangerous 10 Year Old Disciplined for Brandishing Piece of Pizza Shaped like a Gun
America’s schools fail repeatedly at their assigned job of teaching our children, but boy, they sure are vigilant about protecting us all from imaginary threats and dangers. Nicholas Taylor, a 1o year old student at the David Youree Elementary School in Smyrna Tennessee near Nashville, found himself in big trouble last week when he bit into his More...
Texas Police Search for Man who Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo
Police report that a 57 year old Waco Texas woman was assaulted by a man who used a frozen armadillo as a weapon. According to investigators, the incident took place on September 29th in the parking lot of an apartment More...
The Condemned Man’s Last Words
If you were to fall afoul of the law and were sentenced to death, would you have something clever and memorable to say when asked for your last words? Here for your consideration is a collection of hardened criminals More...
Getting Loaded in the Afterlife
A pair of Alabama conservation enforcement officers think they’ve come up with the perfect way for avid hunters to honor their loved ones for eternity. Officers Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell have launched Holy More...
Man Nabbed At U.S. Airport With Snakes In His Pants (The Most PC Headline Available)
Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises? That’s what authorities at Miami’s international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight More...
Golden Eyes Freshen Up those Windows on the Soul
Want to jazz up your look? Got an extra $15k earmarked for vanity? Here ya go. In India, optometrist Dr Chandrashekhar Chawan has created the world first bejeweled contact lenses, decribed as “limited More...
Thank You For Making My Day Craigslist
This is an actual posting: Unconventional Offer for Adventurous Home Owner (Vancouver) Date: 2011-06-26, 8:16PM PDT Reply to: hous-wxb6b-2464265874@craigslist.org This offer is not for everyone. Those of you who More...
Breaking News, Man Shoots Himself in the Crotch
Echoing the example set by NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress, an Arizona man shot himself in the groin while tucking a pistol into his waistband, thus creating the impetus for this enlightening local news segment More...
Advertising Bottoms Out
UK Beach Volleyball stars have found an intriguing new way to raise money and get attention. British players Shauna Mullin, 26, left, and Zara Dampney, 24, have struck a deal with the online bookmaker Betfair to More...
Designer Insects
Here’s a fellow who may have too much time on his hands. Dr Mohamed Babu set up these photos after his wife noticed that ants turned white when they sipped spilled milk. The scientist mixed sugar drops with More...
