Andrew Ryan

"We all make choices. But in the end, our choices make us." Andrew comes to us after an eventful 26 years in Upstate New York. After being raised by wolves, he graduated College with a BA in Political Science, and eventually graduated law school.

By Andrew Ryan On Thursday, August 18th, 2011
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Anna Kournikova May Make The Biggest Loser Watchable?

FORMER professional tennis player Anna Kournikova is being wooed as the international guest star in the Emirates Marquee at the 2011 Melbourne Cup. The feisty blonde is said to be the perfect fit for the “St More...

By Andrew Ryan On Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Well the end of Hollywood summer is winding down, and that means August is normally a barren wasteland of left over projects that finally see the light of day. Luckily this summer we are treated to Rise of the More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 16th, 2011
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Mila Kunis Makes Me Want To Stay Home Alone

Mila Kunis is an amazingly beautiful woman, who many have watched grow up playing the character Jackie on That 70s Show. Unfortunately that show also gave us Ashton Kutcher so it can rot in the deepest parts of More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 16th, 2011
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I Just Made You Punch Your Computer Monitor

Most have heard the saying that no one takes care of a rental car like they take care of their own. Why not floor the gas pedal or track sand into the car  if you’ll never see it again after this week, the reasoning More...

By Andrew Ryan On Monday, August 15th, 2011
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George Clooney’s Perfect Life Continues

Stacy Keibler has been a stunner for multiple years in the NFL as a Raven’s cheerleader, then a WWF Diva. She now has a successful career of being George Clooney’s arm candy. I think we can all agree More...

By Andrew Ryan On Thursday, August 11th, 2011
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Kate Upton Might Be Able to Save Print

The photo to my immediate left does a few things: 1) You already have Old McDonald has a farm in your head 2) You wish you were a cow Ladies and Gentlemen this is how you save print magazines. You put photos of More...

By Andrew Ryan On Thursday, August 11th, 2011
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Imogen Thomas Is Here to Help

Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to stare at his boring old calendar, I would open Outlook. UK model Imogen More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 9th, 2011
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Odds Are Your Child Is Left Behind.

State and local education officials have been begging the federal government for relief from student testing mandates in the federal No Child Left Behind law, but school starts soon and Congress still hasn’t More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 9th, 2011
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Thank You For Making My Day Craigslist

This is an actual posting: Unconventional Offer for Adventurous Home Owner (Vancouver) Date: 2011-06-26, 8:16PM PDT Reply to: hous-wxb6b-2464265874@craigslist.org This offer is not for everyone. Those of you who More...

By Andrew Ryan On Tuesday, August 9th, 2011
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Breaking News, Man Shoots Himself in the Crotch

Echoing the example set by NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress, an Arizona man shot himself in the groin while tucking a pistol into his waistband, thus creating the impetus for this enlightening local news segment More...